Temple of Doom was the best movie EVER MADE!
A lot of people have been complaining about the new Indiana Jones movie. They say it is the worst movie and now makes Temple of Doom the second worst. People who prefer Raiders and Crusade have only one valid point, that they are stupid. I am here to tell you that those people who put TOD down are turdburglers and are not to be trusted.
Temple had a much darker story then any of the other films. It delt with an evil cult, child slavery, and asian sidekicks. The main villain, Mola Ram, pulled a guys heart out with his bare hands…his BARE HANDS! If you don’t think that is awesome you obviously have no idea what awesome means (FYI: It means pulling someone’s heart out with your bare hands). This is also the film that created the PG-13 rating. So suck on that G and PG!
I will now show you with indisputable proof that Temple was the very best of the Indiana Jones films and had it all. Including:
So there you have it. If this is not enough to convice you then you are hopelessly lost.
~ by vanredd on June 22, 2008.
Posted in Manicdotes, Movies, Sci-Fi
Tags: fine dining, George Lucas, glowing rocks, Indiana Jones, PG-13 rating, pulling heart out with bare hands, romance, style, suicidal hijinxs, sunday drivers, Turdburglers, worst bedrooms