NAMOR For President 2008!
Hello land dwelling miscreants. I am Prince Namor of Atlantis. NO! Not Atlanta you moron! That would be Ted Turner and I shall not begin about his assbaggery here. I am also known to you as Namor the First, the Avenging Son, Imperius Rex, the Sub-Mariner. What I shall say to you shall be short and sweet. I want to be your president. I am the Atlantian for the job. I have ruled my undersea kingdom for years and I can do the same for your pitiful masses. I could go on but my accomplishments speak for themselves.
– World War II Veteran
-Attacked America numerous times
-Son of a highly respected Sea Captain Leonard McKenzie
-Most likely not a skrull…maybe.
-The First Mutant…and the last!
-Pro Green Hulk / Anti Red Hulk
-Vulnerable to oxygen imbalance in my blood that trigger manic-depressive mood swings which make me an unpredictable leader and thus leave our enemies in constant confusion.
-I can fly.
-Nailed Sue Richards like a hammer…if you know what I mean.
-STILL knows that Spider-Man is Peter Parker.
-I have personally been to the DC Universe, kicked Aquaman’s ass, and slapped the one they call “Super”man like he was an unloved child.
-Member of the secret Illuminati. I know I should probably not tell you that but you see I am far more intelligent than you so you probably don’t even know what that means.
-Plus I already have the perfect running mate. . .