Indiana Jones and the Review of Awesome!
If you can’t tell by the title that I loved the new Indy movie then there is no help for you. Go on! Get now! Go read some article about pink sissy socks or something because we have offical man bussiness to talk about. This movie was like becoming twelve years old all over again and anyone who says it sucks is falt out stupid, wrong, and probably a douche.
First we are going to do a checklist to make sure this movie is 100% pure awesome:
The Hat ü
Communists being devoured by ants ü
Nuclear Explosions ü
Swordfights on moving jeeps ü
Indy using a rocket launcher ü
Indy and Marion bickering like dogs ü
Secret Warehouse ü
Jock vs. Greaser action ü
Indy crying like a girl because of snakes ü
Indy vs. Skull staring contest ü
Shia vs. Cate Blachet WWE Style ü
FBI AGENT: Janitor (Scrubs) ü
Ark of the Covenant ü
Brain Melting ü
There you go, proof positive that this will be THE movie of the summer now and forever. The man with the hat is back!