My Pugs are Lazy
I was watching videos on YouTube in a stream-of-consciousness way, where you go from one inane video to the next and I was struck by the thought that my Pugs are Lazy. I watched videos of Pugs driving cars, skydiving, swimming, attacking cats, going through obsticale courses, rapping humorous songs, humping strange stuffed animals, immitating a blender – the list goes on and on. What do my pugs do? They sleep. They fart. They chew up their bed.
Oh did I fail to mention this? We woke up monday morning to find Napoleon on the ground snoring, and Rukia in a giant puddle of stuffing. What stuffing, you ask? Well, the stuffing from the inside of their brand new bed. We bought the pugs a new bed ($22) from Walmart on Sunday evening and it didn’t even last one day. Rukia broke the zipper, ripped out the stuffing and completely demolished it. She had the audacity to sit in the middle of all that mess, wag her tail at me and look completely adorable. With peices of the stuffing fuzz, still sticking to the side of her face. She’s pure evil – I’ve come to realize this. No, I did not take pictures. I was too busy yelling and punishing her with the claw hand. I know she’s just teething (she’s 4 1/2 months old) but she has like three different chew toys and a bone in her crate. Why the bed? The brand NEW bed!?!!
My pugs may be lazy (why are the dishes and laundry not done when I come home..!?) but aparently their breed is intelligent when it comes to food. Check out this hilarious japanese video of one smart pug!